Beekerdick

What happens to your dick when you drink too much. Basically you can't get it up.

Dude stop taking so many shots, ull get beekerdick and wont be able to bang that chick.

"Hey dude what happened with that fine ass chick last night?"
"Nothing, I had beekerdick, couldn't get it up."

by unicorn12 January 30, 2010

beefed

similar to porked, the act of rough intercourse, but kosher.

Did you end up beefing that chick you picked up in shul? Yep, we beefed like rabbits.

by Billy Bob Jimmy Johnson May 10, 2008

Beefed Bread

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

Beekeeper's Jacket

Inspired by a September 21, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, a Beekeeper's Jacket is essentially slang for the fellatious act of oral sex, known commonly as a "blowjob", "BJ", "Head" etc,.

I heard that slut gave him a Beekeeper's Jacket at Rick's party last night.

by Sean of old September 23, 2010

Beekeeper

A stank-ass ho whose honeypot is crawlin' with critters.

Dude: That bish look fine!
Bro: Careful, brah. That vagina hive got da bees, son!
Dude: Word? I ain't down with a beekeeper.
Ho: Come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
Dude/bro: Bitch, please. Your crawlin-ass 'comb could sting a cock ta deth!

by Rot Bot November 1, 2013

careless beekeeper

pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror

you've got a face like a careless beekeeper

by vinnny August 18, 2006

beekeeper

An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.

Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", stolen and propagated by Ian Whitcombe.

Whatever, beekeeper!
You are *such* a beekeeper!

by LardBoy January 25, 2005