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pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
by rnqs23 November 30, 2010
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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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shhh... bedtime.

someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."
by josie comeshome April 27, 2014
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bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.
phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!
by #brunogang April 3, 2020
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Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man
Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you
by Xwarm May 6, 2018
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