Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man
Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you
by Xwarm February 15, 2018
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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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be my bedtime

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.
Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!
by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 28, 2022
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be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.
Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime
by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 28, 2022
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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
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Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.
Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.
by October 01, 2023
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bedtimate

When a guy has came more times in his bed than in a human being it has the capacity to repopulate an entire city.
I've been getting really bedtimate lately, do I need a girlfriend?
by biggycheezerz December 05, 2016
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