Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.

I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.

by Logan J C October 7, 2010

beating the bunny

Something everyone does but only 10% will openly admit to. Term popularized by teens during the run of the film Beating the Bunny. See spanking the monkey.

Mom: (*opens door*) WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING?!

Billy: Just beating the bunny, mom. Chill out.

by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008

beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008