Exam Beard

The facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. Normally due to a person's desperate need to cram as much revision into that short space of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc

Girlfriend: Wow Mark, you need a shave!
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.

by Tactful June 7, 2010

Phantom Beard Syndrome

Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.

I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.

by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010

Just grow a beard

This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.

Man, just grow a beard!

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Bearders Remorse

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.

He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.

by Tamumba March 19, 2008

Tickle your beard

That means sex in the gay community.

I want to tickle your beard.

by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013

college beard

A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.

"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."

by :) :) :) June 4, 2007