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muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009
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Awkward Beached Whale

N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.

Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.

*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!
1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"

Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.

2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)

Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.
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It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.
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Childrens Beach

The ultimate hook up spot for nantucket summer kids. Safe place for your children by day, crack house by night. An average town night isn't complete without it and you're bound to make memories while you're there. Usually grown out of by sophomore year, but every time you come back you can't help but reminisce.
"Did you hear about what happened at Childrens last night?"

"So many of my firsts happened at Childrens Beach"
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coco beach

When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.
I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.
by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018
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Jax beach

Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.

Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better

An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.
Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”

Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”
by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018
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mutant beach

A spillway in Bradford Pennsylvania where the welfare recipients go swim.
You can tell its summer has arrived Bradford, when all the wellies are swimming at Mutant Beach!
by Skippalicious May 4, 2020
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