Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

Beadie Bead

The little knapps that grow down someone's neck when they are in need of a haircut, edge-up or line.

Martin told Pam, "You need to shave them buckshots, beadie bead! Them beadie beads is out of control girl!"

by RolandIB October 10, 2008

Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

comb your beard

A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.

Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.

'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."

by Sabine91 June 14, 2008

Barad Dur

Derived From the elvish language of Twengar, also known as The Black Speech Of Mordor, Barad Dur translates into Dark Tower

When you say Barad Dur you are actually spekaing the foulest langauge ever to grace the face of the planet.

by Sauron May 13, 2005

Beardfuck

To repeatedly thrust ones cock into another person's beard to derive pleasure.

Person 1: Bro, did you see kyle beardfucking Alphonse?
Person 2: Yeah man, that guy is fucked up.

by nnu656ubd July 29, 2014

beardier

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.

I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.

by dirt lifter July 22, 2009