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Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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bambino

The fans of a British singing/rapping duo, Bars and Melody (B.A.M), which debuted from the eighth series of Britain's Got Talent in 2014.
Bars and Melody's works give us bambinos a lot of inspiration.
by Jelly SY August 14, 2014
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Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.
I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested
by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012
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bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.
Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.
by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008
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batin

Short for masturbating. A person or people that are being lazy and unresponsive. People (or a person) that take an annoyingly long amount of time to do something.
Dave must be batin, because he is taking forever to get to the theater.

The office took three weeks to process my paperwork cuz they were batin.
by *shoeless* October 26, 2008
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bateing

Go away “bateing”
by Diggler1984 May 15, 2018
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Batfink

Mainly nocturnal socialite that can often be found in the deepest darkest depths of the grimiest club and everywhere else.
This is a person seemingly untouched by the constant abuse of drugs and alcohol and always comes out of situations unscathed.
"Yo that Liam dude is a Batfink!" "Word!"
by Shottingham August 28, 2009
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