bastoconut

A coconut without a father

Dave was a fake coconut therefore he is a bastoconut

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

bassoon player

One of the brave people who decided that playing an instrument,that looks like a tree trunk and sounds like a duck, would be a good idea.
However they also happen to be the funniest, and most crazy people you'll meet. Also they are pretty weird... Just saying.

Hey look over there at that bassoon player, why aren't they playing?

Oh, I see its because they are going around the room with their reeds quacking at people.

by Ba-soon-you-will-see September 5, 2016

vegan bassoon

Some shitty rapper on YouTube and SoundCloud. Born in a subway and risen by a family of feral bassoons, he emerged to the world when the time was right as the one true king of subway. Will his tyranny over milk duds ever come to an end? Is it true he is the only Shulk main in this universe???? Holds a tyrannical reign over not just milk duds and subway, but also over what was once the great Lukas's domain until his power died when his content ceased. tremble in fear as this shitty rapper bassoons your bitch right in front of you right in the vegan.

(Needs to make internet idiocracy consistently)

He exists check SN network on YouTube screw off site moderators

guy 1 "Shit there is that vegan bassoon, hide your children , hide your girl, and you subway alike he comes again."

guy 2 "no corner of soundcloud or YouTube is safe. run while you still can"

guy 3 " vegan bassoon are the sole cause of subway disabilities in our children"

by MFoxManVA October 23, 2017

Bastion

Nerf bastion

I wanna be bastion

Nerf bastion

by Lil.bish December 16, 2018

flight to baston

when getting boss head.....A.K.A Dommer Simpson.....

Im looking for a punk rock white bitch to give me a flight to baston....

Where is Dommer simpon at???

by Jeffrey Carter August 22, 2006

bastion main.

now alot of people hate bastion for alot of reasons. now i myself am a bastion main but not because im fat or i have no skill. no i can beat the crap out of u in overwatch. but bastion is a great character for noobs to get the feel of the game and then switch. of course i got addicted to the dopamine hits that u get as a bastion when u shred through people. but he does have uses on defense AND attack! now u might how how the fuck is he useful on attack. well its something thats called KILLING PEOPLE. u see like hanzo he can kill people fast. so if u need to get people off the payload well then pick bastion. trust me i have won hundreds of games bc of this strategy. stop hating on bastion. let people play who they want. one goddamn character isnt going to ruin overwatch. if anything its the community. full of toxic people. so it deters people who cant take all that much hate before shutting down. so it deters newer players and its toxic community reputation is often looked down upon. let people play who they want. and if u say bastion takes no skill, watch Bastion Main. that dudes fucking nuts.

bastion main.- hey did you see that clip by Bastion Main yesterday?

by zeldafans March 25, 2021

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

by pentozali July 24, 2011