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Balaban

a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after Bob Balaban, the gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind that does some stuff and helps some people.

Also can be used to name a person who sports a Balaban.

Also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a Balaban.
"Damn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his Balaban?"

"Hey Balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup."
by Toastmaster Flash November 10, 2006
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Bala Cynwyd Middle School

A public school on the main line that has pretty good teachers and high test scores. 90% of the students are rich white jews, 5% are white non-jews, and 5% are minorities. Everyone thinks there sooo cool because they hook up and play sports when the reality is everyone is a bunch of losers with no lives. Everyone thinks they are slutty but most of them just dress that way. Most kids do pot and get high all the time. Some even come into school rele high and get suspended by the dicky administrators. 6th grade teachers coddle, 7th grade teachers are dicks, 8th grade teachers are the meanest ever. Communique is the only program worth doing because VOC and AWW are the gayest things ever created. If you want to waste your year, do VOC or AWW. So Pretty much, everyone sucks, but you learn a lot.
So thats bala cynwyd middle school for u
by bcslutttttttttttttttttt November 29, 2011
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balabol

Russian slang

1.someone that talks bullshit.
2.someone that promising things and never get them done.
3.someone that talks too much about doing some actions but never makes them.
(1)Thomas is a balabol, he talks bollocks.
(2)Thomas is a fucking balabol....he promised me a good bottle of vodka for my birthsday,but he didn't kept hes promise.
(3)Thomas often was telling hes friends about how he gonna fight the bullies in the school, but at school he even couldn't look at them...he is an balabol !
by $2A$ September 23, 2008
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Vas Bala

South African or Indian slang term for penis/male genitalia. Mostly used to be disparaging or degrading and is essentially the same (in meaning and usage) as the Engish term 'dick'. It is used to fathom ones character in its crudest sense - "...being a Vas Bala!"

Parents can be seen to call their son Vas Bala if they were not happy with the child at birth in some cultures. This is almost a curse to the child to not living up to parental expectations.
Context Example:

Man to friend: "You run like a Panzy. "

Friend: "Suck my bala"

Friend to Man: "Your mother..."
Man: "Your a fuckin' Vas Bala"
by D4MYC January 14, 2010
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Balaclava

A warm woolen hood covering the head and neck, leaving a slot for parts of the face, they are comfortable in winter and sometimes act as face protection.
a.k.a. Balaclava Helmet
by P. Redeckis May 3, 2006
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Baklava Surprise

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.
by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010
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Balabate

im horny and wish to balabate
by Simon Webb February 1, 2005
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