(N) an unattractive person at a bar or pub who is always there. When a customer approaches the bar it is unavoidable to get a drink without being attacked by this unattractive person.
Bro, this girl is always here at this bar. Does she live here?! Every time I try to get a drink I get attacked by that bar barnacle.
by JMEHL October 16, 2014
by Stretch October 03, 2003
by sean mcguire October 23, 2005
Taking your boat out to the local watering hole with your drinking buddies, under the guise of keeping you're vessel's bottom free of barnacle growth.
by 2jimmy7 August 27, 2017
by Tommy Arse Barnacle September 11, 2010
The act of expressing so much affection in public that people believe you and your significant other are permanently attached. Most common among teen couples, but also found in mid-life couples pre and post recommitment ceremony.
by Melwa December 05, 2006
noun- 1A person who refuses to use birth-control despite their excessive promiscuity and lower-class financial status.
2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.
3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.
4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.
5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.
2Anyone who wants children "with their new man/woman", despite existing children from another parent, with no regard to financial ability.
3Anyone who will have a child with an inability to financially or emotionally support any number of them.
4A promiscuous individual who wants children like a child wants puppies, and has no concept or ability to act as a functional parent; A person who views a child as an accessory, instead of a responsibility.
5A person who continually has children simply to increase benefits given by welfare, or who disregards the cost to everyone else to support their willful "promiscuity-without-protection" lifestyle.
"I would give to the poor in Rainier Valley, but there are so many welfare-barnacles out there, I changed my mind. They should hand out condoms instead of money."
by Prom&Lusus2 April 22, 2009