brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005

barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 15, 2006

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

Barkity

A minecraft youtuber with no life and is the opposite of youtube star "Quackity"
Usually is orange, Is a Simp, And collects plushies

Im looking for a bitch, oh wait there's Barkity!!!

by RevolverCharted34 June 2, 2021

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.

My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017

Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.

"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"

by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018