A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch

A bargain lunch that comes in a plastic tub costing just over 25P that contains Whole Weat brown bread costing just over 15P, a 5P bag of prawn cocktail crisps, a side salad costing just over 55P A summer fruits oasis or an off brand version normally costing just over 40P, strawberry yoggy costing 45P , a crisp and ham wrap costing just over 20P
Girthy L: Lengthy Ja come and look at this lunch I just got it was a bargain the woman with orangutang titties sold it me!
LengthyJA: Wow I’m going to get my self a bargain lunch that looks delicious plus I can save a bit of cash even though we are multi billionaires!

by Lenthyja March 20, 2021

Beijing Bargain

A smokin’ deal that sounds too good to be true.

Originated from the fact that businesses can produce products in China for prices that just can’t be beat.

“Only 250 for a human liver? You must have dropped your prices cuz that’s a Beijing Bargain!”

by Rectumstretcher89 February 9, 2022

Raging Bargain

An amazing deal that is hard to come across, most likely to be found at Wal-Mart.

You guys, come quick! You can't pass up this raging bargain!

by MASTER SPORK October 15, 2011

Hush Bargain

When a totally flustered male on the prowl for vagina at a chosen drinking establishment needs to quickly and efficiently:

A) "Seal the deal" with chosen female or
B) Move on by allowing uncommited female escape from situation, thus saving precious time for both parties.

Tell female a bathroom break is needed, but upon return, a drink or dance should be shared. Depart to restroom for no more than four minutes making sure to return to the same spot for confirmation of her interest, and your safe passage to victory.

Bro 1- "Dude hurry the fuck up with this chick, it's been like 30 minutes!"
Bro 2- "Hold the fuck on man, i'm working on it!"
Bro 1- "No fuck no, just hush bargain with her dude."
Guy to girl- "Hey, goin to the restroom, let's grab a drink or dance or somethin' when I get back."
Girl to guy- "Sure!" four minutes later...
Bro 2- "Bro! she bailed on me? what a bitch!"
Bro 1- "Fuck it, let's move on to the next."

by j.mar04 November 17, 2009

Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

plié-bargain

Where you offer to perform a less-strenuous and/or contorted ballet-position/maneuver in exchange for the dance-tutor's not making you overly exert yourself.

I don't have super-elastic tendons and ligaments like some of my wiry-thin fellow dance-students, so I made a plié-bargain with our instructor to go easy on me regarding some of the moves.

by QuacksO November 20, 2021

plie-bargain

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.

If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.

by QuacksO December 5, 2022