Barberi

A delicious berry that grows only in Florida

I ate so many Barberi's last night I got the poops.

by Mskiterror March 21, 2020

John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.

Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”

by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018

Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Barber Shop

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.

Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day

by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living. Also a douche.

Shut up Byorn. You're such a ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 6, 2008

Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.

James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.

by joshwua915 September 4, 2014

Bamberski

Taking the law into your own hands after the law has failed to act.

After 5-0 failed to catch the thief we decided to bamberski the motherfucker and dropped him off on the courthouse steps.

by Arthur Jumbles October 21, 2009