bananalice

when Bananas are infested by lice meaning that no one can eat it or they will die.

look at that 'bananalice' it's disgusting

by lolteehehehehe October 10, 2022

Bananavision

The shitty version of Instagram that launched in 2022 and was subsequently killed because Kim Kardashian didn't like it.

Why is Instagram trying to be the new Tiktok? I hate this bananavision update!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Bananaism

The act of being racist/sexist/homophobic against banana people

“THIS IS BANANAISM! YOURE RACIST AGAINST BANANAS!”

by bananadude3 March 19, 2023

BANANAISM

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.

Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!

by Quirop-x August 10, 2024

bananacide

Death by banana. To kill someone with bananas by shoving bananas in all of the persons orafices.

CSI Miami Intro:
Officer Cheeseburger grimaces and nearly turns a shade of green as he lifts the sheet to reveal the body.

*belch*
"Bananacide..."

He drops the sheet and covers his mouth wishing he hadn't just eaten a banana split.

"What kind of animal kills someone by shoving bananas in all of their orafices? That poor man, what a way to go!"

Pan out to reveal the crime scene is at a zoo and it might actually have been an animal that committed the murder by bananacide.....

by Dusty McDusterson August 16, 2024

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

Anti-Banananism

The opposing party to the bananan republic of banana, Yes indeed

I am an Anti-Banananism THta's a good they because the banana raped my wife

by Foggy retard June 26, 2023