CSI Miami Intro:
Officer Cheeseburger grimaces and nearly turns a shade of green as he lifts the sheet to reveal the body.
*belch*
"Bananacide..."
He drops the sheet and covers his mouth wishing he hadn't just eaten a banana split.
"What kind of animal kills someone by shoving bananas in all of their orafices? That poor man, what a way to go!"
Pan out to reveal the crime scene is at a zoo and it might actually have been an animal that committed the murder by bananacide.....
Officer Cheeseburger grimaces and nearly turns a shade of green as he lifts the sheet to reveal the body.
*belch*
"Bananacide..."
He drops the sheet and covers his mouth wishing he hadn't just eaten a banana split.
"What kind of animal kills someone by shoving bananas in all of their orafices? That poor man, what a way to go!"
Pan out to reveal the crime scene is at a zoo and it might actually have been an animal that committed the murder by bananacide.....
by Dusty McDusterson August 16, 2024