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bananacide 

Death by banana. To kill someone with bananas by shoving bananas in all of the persons orafices.
CSI Miami Intro:
Officer Cheeseburger grimaces and nearly turns a shade of green as he lifts the sheet to reveal the body.

*belch*
"Bananacide..."

He drops the sheet and covers his mouth wishing he hadn't just eaten a banana split.

"What kind of animal kills someone by shoving bananas in all of their orafices? That poor man, what a way to go!"

Pan out to reveal the crime scene is at a zoo and it might actually have been an animal that committed the murder by bananacide.....
bananacide by Dusty McDusterson August 16, 2024
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Bananapielord

A Lord of all bananas and of course pies. A youtube commentator AKA Dylan Bailey. He is also known for his calming music going by his artist name "Iamsleepless". He is also called BPL or Bipple at times.
I just watched like twenty Bananapielord videos today. I also listened to all of his music!
Bananapielord by IMO820 August 16, 2011

bananadine 

A mythical, euphoria-inducing chemical supposedly obtained from the inside of banana skins.
"Yeah, I hear that kid was trying to smoke bananadine."
bananadine by Blackdog January 19, 2004

Bananatime 

A special time between man and banana where temporary bliss is reached by way of consumption of the said banana. (....... stop thinking that dirty thought, pervert.)
Hold all my calls! It's bananatime!
OR:
Enjoy the refreshing taste of a cool, clean, and refreshing bananatime!
OR:
(To be used in place of hammertime.)
Bananatime by Kyle October 30, 2003

Bananacakes 

Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.
"I tried to apply online today, but the website is all bananacakes"
Bananacakes by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009

Bananacious 

Adj. Of or like a banana. Having a tendency to bruise easily. Someone whose feelings are easily hurt.
Merely looking in her direction might cause her to cry. She's being very bananacious today.
Bananacious by henryjazz March 25, 2013

bananacade 

A structure set up across a route of access to obstruct the passage of an enemy BUT WITH BANANAS
Ryan's a faggot. bananacade
bananacade by Berticus June 11, 2006