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Banana Gobbler

A woman who loves to eat cock, often being greedy and sucking all who she can, with no disregard for surrounding people
by DarthSawyer January 2, 2010
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banana cum

Banana guts/jizz that gets all over other fruit, typically in a fruit salad.
"What the fuck, mom?! Why did you put bananas in my fruit salad?? There's banana cum everywhere!"
by kalligator November 7, 2011
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banana

A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.
"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"
by Matrixx January 11, 2014
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banana slap

A half peeled banana must be shoved into the targets face where the fruit must be smeared as quickly as possible. Then you must retract and once again swing the banana peel toward the face to achieve proper contact and satisfying snap sound of the peel against the flesh. It is important to note that this is not a bully's activity; the target should never be victimized, but deserving of a banana slap. it is an underdogs activity. Most often perpetrated by the victim to a bully. The target must be fully deserving of the insult. Then, like Braveheart you must scream "banana slap!"
Target: Give me your lunch money.

Hero: I can't do that, but I can give you this... ...Banana slap!

blurn

Google blurn or banana slap for video tutorials or more examples.
by Ballistic2010 December 15, 2010
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Banana

A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.
Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!
by The Walking Psychopath January 26, 2022
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Banana titties

A females titties that point outward or to the side in the shape of a banana.
Guy 1: Hey did you check out jodi harrisons banana titties last night?

Guy 2: ya they slope and are pointy.
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut September 27, 2019
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rolf harris eating a banana

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana
'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'
by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009
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