ballist

The biggest baller in the Room! He who wears the big baller crown. Rolls up drippin’ in the car with the clothes, all the swag.

Look at Griffin....he is the ballist mfer I have ever seen. I’m gonna have to put blinders on my bitch to keep her off him.

by Coach Griff December 17, 2019

Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

el chavo ballistic

something thats supposed to be intimidating that doesnt scare you

"a preschooler is challenging my older brother to a fight"
"literally el chavo ballistic"

by el chavo ballistic September 15, 2021

Ballistic

Friday Night Funkin'
it means someone who is so mad

I AM BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
but i didn't even do anything..
waht ;-;

by what king July 21, 2021

Ballistic

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whitty funny

Peter Griffin: I'm about to go ballistic! *kills several Canadian soldiers*

by The_Condutor July 29, 2021

Ballistic

Just a song in an fnf mod where a bomb then goes crazy and plans on killing two little kids.

Person 1: omg whitty is going ballistic

Person 2: who the hell is whitty
Person 1: never talk to me again

by Ruvsexual >=D June 29, 2021