ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

by Silence March 28, 2003

Ballistic Tip

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Ballistic shit

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

Ballstiff

an exclaimation or term of excitement capable of describing both a positive or negative situation. An adverb and adjective for all occassions

"That band played a BALLSTIFF set last night" or "My parents grounded me for downloading porn onto my mums laptop... total BALLSTIFF"

by ddoobley February 23, 2010

Ballasauce

Something that is so awesome you have to resort to this word to explain it's awesomeness. Like awesomesauce except way better. Term coined by livelifeloud on YouTube.

John: Dude! I just got the new 250GB Xbox and 4 games with it for only $300!

Adam: BALLASAUCE!

by [livelifeloud] January 13, 2011