Bail Out

A process in which a giant turd is removed from the toilet thus stinking up the room rather than simply flushing it away.

Bail Out-removing a turd from the toilet

by patricknn May 21, 2010

bail your life

A phrase said to someone who has just been embarrassed or greatly humiliated. Usually said by bros.

(kid falls down the stairs in front of everyone)
"Dude, bail your life!"

by gnarxcore February 14, 2007

Bail Mary

Bail Mary is a term used in parkour and free running for when some one not only fails to pull off a move or trick, but fails in such a way that is both painful and comical.

Dude, i tried to do a frontflip to cat the other day but i misjudged it and face planted into the ground.

Ouch, don't you hate it when you bail mary?

by bailmary March 21, 2011

Bail Hole

Part Bail out, part Black Hole, the effect of applying large sums of money to sinking companies in hopes of reviving them.

Despite the efforts to revive the failing corporation, the loans/assistance have just become a Bail Hole.

by Cyril K March 3, 2009

Bail Out

When people bail on Bailey. This happens at least once a week because Bailey is too nice and doesn't stop hanging out with flakey people. lol

Person 1: Hey how was last night Bailey?

Bailey: Boring. Everyone bailed on me so I just stayed home and watched tv.

Person: Damn Bail Out. Your friends suck.

Bailey: Yeah, yeah I know.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! February 4, 2010

bail of hay

"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.

"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"

by Smiddy man January 30, 2005

Bail Runner

A pick up line that freaks out the person your hitting on. Usually intentionally creepy so you can get someone to stop bugging you/liking you/loving you. Impressive results.

'Hey Margaret?'
'Yes Todd?'
'Anal in the backseat tonight?'
'What? O_O'
(Margaret proceeds to run the fuck away while Todd stands there like an idiot)
(People across the street chuckle)
'Way to pull a bail runner'

by Failsquirrel August 26, 2009