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baistee

a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.
'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'
by auntiji April 20, 2007
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Baider

Baider (noun) ; 'Bay-da' derived from the jamaican patois accent of 'bathe' meaning "bathing in money". This term is usually used in urban London slang as a result of the large Jamaican community. The term is also used more commonly as 'baiders'.
eg.
Person 1 - "That new porche you got is nang fam."
Person 2 - "I'm a fucking Baiders"
by Gentow May 26, 2016
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boot bands

1) A device used in the military to keep pants fastened around boots.

2) The one thing that nullifies any gay action.
Friend 1: You just stuck your dick in my ass

Friend 2: It's not gay, we have boot bands.
by Cabfsx16 November 11, 2015
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Baise

''Va te faire foutre'' (''Fuck you'')
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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bandsaw

A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or speaking in tongues (take your pick). The difference of Bandsaw is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some bandsaw includes German as well. This is due to Martin W's German bloodlines and chicken feet.

Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., Tony V., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.
Bad Example (only works around inebriated participants):
Tree Flip Canned Air Wiffle Ball Bat Sam from Cheers.

Better Example:
Is that snot on your belsmencshlah or did you remove rock salt?

* Works great in drive thrus, conversations with teachers, telephone calls, clubs, and castles.
by chris a July 2, 2004
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Baide

a gorgeous and sexy male ..juz lykk tall dark and handsome
omgg chek out dat baide..Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
by Pwincezz February 12, 2009
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battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.
Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!
by sbridgwater April 15, 2006
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