baf

To rudely smack your male sexual partner in the balls with your own dick.

guy 1 : I bafed jordyn last night

guy 2 : I bet that hurt.

by leaaaaaaa January 16, 2010

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A Baf is short for a "Best Ass Friend". Someone who is an ass, but you still love them to death. Ideally someone of the opposite sex. Adding the "ass" in there is also a way of saying you really love that person. Flirty.

"Hey Stella, nice haircut!"

"Thanks Baf!"

by DestineeLane May 27, 2009

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1. adj. An acronym for "beat as fuck" (beat meaning ugly, almost too ugly to look at).

1. Dude all the girls in here are BAF

by cheewawa December 5, 2009

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*Broke As Fuck

The act of having no money because:

1. you dont gatta job

2. your a loser that still lives with his parents

3. you got parent that dont give a shit about you having money

4. when you ask your parents you need money they say "heres a free 'get a job card'

im dumb ass hungry.......but i cant eat because im BAF

Person 1: Is James going to the game this weekend?

Person 2: Fuck no that nigga is BAF he cant even afford water

by ecallaw-t September 15, 2010

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