Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
by HJIL December 4, 2017
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I am a bacon.
by Joe June 25, 2004
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Get the Bacon mug.Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.
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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.
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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.
by The Chow Man October 21, 2004
Get the Bacon mug.A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
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a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.
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a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.
"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."
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" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "
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" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "
by crystalbeans June 21, 2009
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