titty babies

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.

"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"

by Running out of patience February 16, 2008

Drinking Babies

the act of swallowing sperm.

I got her to drink my babies last night.

by whatch out der now November 27, 2002

Babes tab

The sure sign that the website you've visited is trying so badly to generate more page views that they've reached the last resort. The point of no return. The lowest common denominator of desperation.

It goes like this. You're scanning the sections at top of the site and you see all the usual tabs like News, Reviews, Cheats, Walkthroughs... and then there's "Babes." Really?, you say to yourself as you shake your head.

"Babes tab" refers literally to that tab at the top of an otherwise unrelated website; it also refers metaphorically to any media outlet reaching that sad level of hopelessness.

I knew it was over for IGN as soon as they added the Babes tab.

G4 has become the Babes tab of TV channels.

Men's magazines have been in the Babes tab business for decades.

by Taco Watson June 1, 2010

Babesoarus

A term used to describe hot girls who are too stupid to know that a Babesoarus is not a real dinosaur. Often used by nerdy guys who like dinosaurs. Good for yelling at a babe.

Nerd: Hey! Babesoarus!
Or
Nerd: You are so pretty. You look like a Babesoarus and they're the prettiest dinosaur.

by Babesoarus November 7, 2010

Habbo Babies

Habbo babies are extremely sad people who think its fun to pretend to be a baby and get pixel parents. Always ask for hc habbo club parents, and are very likely to say it's their birthday so they get given furni. Also add w's to every word they say including actions (they are incapable of typing normally) and talk in stars when they pretend to do something. The most irritating of all habbos.

Normally Wear: Hoodies (Pink for girl, Blue for boys)
Shorts Or Skirt
And many girls have bunches of hair
and claim to be newborn.

Habbo Babies:
(Habbo baby enters adoption room)
Baby: *Fwalls Dwown On Pwuffeh Nwappeh And Swucklesh Thwumbeh*
Parent: (Thinks) Ahh what a cute child let me adopt him/her.
Parent:Hey Sweetie Can i Adopt Yooh?
Baby: Nwo, Woo Scwaree
(Baby Walks Up To Hc)
Baby: *Swuckles Thwumb Cwutely* Ewwo Pwetty Lwady

Aaaaaargh!

by Sam-age January 11, 2008

Retarded Animal Babies

A seriously funny flash cartoon that many people think is a blatant ripoff of the flash cartoon series "Happy Tree Friends". This is not true, simply because the characters talk and make jokes in RAB, whereas in Happy Tree Friends the only "humor" is pointless violence.

Retarded Animal Babies pwns Happy Tree Friends.

by Wo0gy May 22, 2005

Babester

A word used to describe someone who is cute and mischievous.

The word originates from conjunction of "Baby Doll" and a commonly used suffix "ster" to denote a playfully naughty nature.

When you stuffed snow down my clothes it gave me cold for two weeks, but I still wuv you babester because you looked so cute doing it!

by TheKeyur December 2, 2010