cowboy buttsex

a verb used to describe a rough anal orgy, usually between two men.

BRAD: dude you gave me awesome cowboy buttsex, and now i wont shit right for a week

Zak: Thanks Brad, i am pretty good

by mac jacob July 6, 2008

Lesbian Dragon Buttsex

This term first originated on a World of Warcraft private roleplay server when roleplaying dragons became the new 'in'. A lot of people chose to use these dragons not for innovative roleplay, but to get their rocks off with their ubar hawt scalies. This was taken even further by the fact that many of these people had lesbian homosexual relationships with these dragon characters, even if they had other duties (such as administrating the server). When that server went down, the biggest lesbian dragon buttsexer even made his own server to have lots of lesbian dragon buttsex all over the place. The term now applies to any type of silly ERP in any roleplay server, including- but not limited to: Random dragon characters, random lesbianism/gayism, and an over-active sex-drive on powerful wizards and warriors.

"Dude, that server is full of Lesbian Dragon Buttsex."

"Those guys are probably Lesbian Dragon Buttsexing over there."

by Leo Head July 4, 2009

Woo Buttsex

Anal sex, where at orgasm, you're suppost to yell "WOOOOOOO!" to show the receiver that it was a good time.

Damn, me and Kate had some Woo Buttsex last night, but then the neighbors called the police for noise complaint. I must of yelled "WOOO!" to loud!

by Milk My Nonos October 31, 2009

Suprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.

horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!

by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009

Bubblegum Buttsex

When 2 people engage in sexual intercourse however the male puts 6 pieces of bubblegum in his mouth and chews it, once chewed enough he must blow a bubble and proceed to use it as a condom to put in the other persons butthole, after precisely 15 minutes of performing anal with the bubble gum condom, the other member must then take off the bubble gum condom, and proceed to chew it for exactly, and i cannot stress this enough, 20 minutes

Susan got bored of the regular shazam in the bed so her and Dale tried Bubblegum Buttsex

by Defuzees March 6, 2019

penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008

Fubbly Bubbly Buttsex

The opening of a champagne bottle in ones ass,
first practiced by the Aztecs as a show of affection or sign of welcome

Hey look, Fubbly Bubbly Buttsex

by poseidon35 August 20, 2008