by jakob September 7, 2004
Get the nimas za burek mug.Bureaucrash is a 501c3 non-profit foundation dedicated to fighting the increase of government control over our lives. Our international network of pro-freedom activists works to change the political ideology of our generation through creative activism. While most youth politics supports the growth of the already bloated government bureaucracy, we fight for personal freedom, free trade and limited government.
Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.
Why? Because when governments grow, our freedom to live our lives as we see fit shrinks. Every time a new law is passed, some bureaucrat squirreled away in a cubicle somewhere gets more power to make decisions for us. And because the vast majority of people have no idea of the lives and freedoms crushed every time the government’s power grows.
We believe that, only by spreading information about this absurd arrangement can the sprawling bureaucracy be leashed and our fundamental freedoms restored.
Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.
Why? Because when governments grow, our freedom to live our lives as we see fit shrinks. Every time a new law is passed, some bureaucrat squirreled away in a cubicle somewhere gets more power to make decisions for us. And because the vast majority of people have no idea of the lives and freedoms crushed every time the government’s power grows.
We believe that, only by spreading information about this absurd arrangement can the sprawling bureaucracy be leashed and our fundamental freedoms restored.
by Jake August 10, 2004
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(Adj). Of or describing an enormous and unforeseen bureaucratic process requiring staggering amounts of seemingly pointless bureaucrap to negotiate successfully.
"You want me to send a photocopy of the entire 130-page agreement to each person on our board of directors, AND have them sign each page? That's bureaucraptacular."
by Hoto Parker March 8, 2006
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Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.
Stanislaw: Right over here. The bureaucratic void.
by mcdede August 11, 2008
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by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015
Get the social bureaucracy mug.Leaving your office early, under the pretense that you're traveling to another facility ("the bureau") to continue working.....when in reality, you're leaving to go home; presumably to eat cake and admire your front butt.
Ed: Are you going with us to Starbucks today at 2:30?
Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)
Mark: No, I'm going to the bureau here in a little bit. I've got a lot of work to catch up on.
Ed: Right. (Makes Air Jerk motion)
by Barry Mahoganue July 21, 2009
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