by SneakyBeaky April 18, 2017
Term given to "friends" by tall skinny white acne ridden teens who wear extremely tight pants with leather belts and guitar picks glued to them who typically wear very tight Motley Crue and or Jimi Hendrix or any other classic rock band T-Shirt for that matter.Walks with a fake swagger and pretends to act hard when his "friends" diss his sorry pathetic ass. In addition they give themselves names of washed up rockers from the 80's.
by Med Man April 10, 2006
A group of really REALLY close guy friends. Typically in the range of 7th-12th grade. They are the most popular boys at the school, and usually have two really close female friends. broskette. The alpha is usually tall, really nice, really attractive, and really funny. There is also typically a short, chubby, spazzy one that the rest of the group likes to poke fun at. Then there's the slightly shy, adorable one, who is really fun and outgoing if you get to know him. And last but not least, there's always the seemingly innocent, but dirty minded one. Everyone wants to know/be friends with this group. They usually sit at their own special table, with their broskettes. One broskette is usually short, and very pretty, but shy, while the other is tall, and funny, with a fantastic personality.
New Kid: Hey, man, those guys look pretty cool.
Danny: Naw man, you can't hang with them. They're the broskies.
New Kid: Oh, well who are those girls?
Danny: Oh, Lily and Stella? They're the broskettes.
New Kid: And who's the tall one?
Danny: That's the alpha broskie, Matthew.
New Kid: And the short one?
Danny: That's Ethan.
New Kid: How about that one?
Danny: Oh, that's Wyatt. He's really cool, if you get to know him.
New Kid: And HIM?
Danny: That's Joe. His dirty jokes are the best!
New Kid: Wow, they seem pretty cool.
Danny: Yeah, man. They've got swag.
Danny: Naw man, you can't hang with them. They're the broskies.
New Kid: Oh, well who are those girls?
Danny: Oh, Lily and Stella? They're the broskettes.
New Kid: And who's the tall one?
Danny: That's the alpha broskie, Matthew.
New Kid: And the short one?
Danny: That's Ethan.
New Kid: How about that one?
Danny: Oh, that's Wyatt. He's really cool, if you get to know him.
New Kid: And HIM?
Danny: That's Joe. His dirty jokes are the best!
New Kid: Wow, they seem pretty cool.
Danny: Yeah, man. They've got swag.
by mybroskiesforlife May 28, 2011
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Broski this is a joke
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