Board the U.S.S. Maine

A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.

Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.

by RememberTheME June 1, 2011

board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

board 8

on gamefaqs, it is the summer contest 2004 board...known previously as summer contest 2002, summer contest 2003, spring 2004 contest. This board consists of fads, kirbies, ackbars, cat-girl lovers, and contests. The god of the board is known as Ultimaterializer...his opinion usually destroys noobs. Next in line is Tombs, Heroic Metool, Steinershocker, and Heroic Mario. The board's also known for trolls - Silencer S (now an ex-troll), shin ramza, Icehawk...people who think they are kings - Funkadelict (believes the only right opinion is him), the jp (calls himself a dictator of the board)...the intelligent people - Amazing Telephone (knows his games)...the jokers - Aeon Azuran, Steal This Account, Rei, GANON1025...and a few others.

The mod of the board is red13n. Whenever he's around, he marks things.

I declared this board to be board 8

by m a p l e j e t February 10, 2005

Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.

stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.

by v1cious June 14, 2005

board bunnie

a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too

Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie

by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009

board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

by The Snoofer July 21, 2014

Board of Directors

A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.

I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!

by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020