blew a fuse

To poop so hard you pop a hemorrhoid.

Person 1: Why are still in the bathroom?
Person 2: I blew a fuse!

blew a fuse by Davepoleon September 21, 2016

Blew me 

Slang - To blow someone off for no reason.

Man, Ashley was supposed to call when she was getting close, she must have blew me.

Blew me by the blue boy November 19, 2022

blew ass rockets 

Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.

OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!

blew ass rockets by mandaz April 2, 2006

blew up my spot 

2 rat ur self out by accident.

Leslee: u gona go c ur sister's friend Alicia 2day?
Benny: no, i saw her yesterday
Leslee: i thought u were out wit ur boyz yesterday?
Benny: O shit, i blew up my spot

blew up my spot by Malsa March 27, 2007

blew lunch 

1. v. To have vomited
see heave

Man, who blew lunch in the library?

blew lunch by Jack M. July 30, 2008

blew over my flower pot 

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans

Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.

blew over my flower pot by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007

Blew-Tooth 

A totally hands free Blow Job.

My girlfriend is totally "Blew-tooth", hands free: she gives the best blowjob on the planet.

Blew-Tooth by G to the 3 March 25, 2011