blogfisher

A person that visits blogs (especially tech blogs) and knowingly responds to questions incorrectly to fish out the correct response from others. What the respondents do not realize is that the original poster put clues in the original post to suggest that they already knew the answer. The ensuing respondents may be wise to the answer, but they have proven themselves idiots for missing the original poster's intent.

OP: Wow. Really? I had no idea that Army of Darkness was basically Evil Dead 3. No idea at all.
Responder 1: Yes, Army of Darkness was released after ED 2. It is a sequel.
Responder 2: You are an idiot. Of course AoD was basically ED3. Welcome to 1992!
Responder: 3: You lose 1 Internets sir.
Responder 4: I love it when a blogfisher like you calls out the morons. Well played sir.

by Rudester April 25, 2013

blowfishlookingbitch

When a bitch has sucked so much dick to persuade mf in their favor that their jaws start to literally sag/hang from it being stuffed with so much sick sucking

She could always get to keep the kids because she is a blowfishlookingbitch

by Phafie Hoofjuice April 4, 2020

bubble blowfish

A bubble blowfish happens when you are having anal sex and the person on the receving end farts into your dick. The resulting air pressure travels up your urethra. When your about to ejaculate you pull out, the combined seminal fluid and conpressed air cause the ejaculate to bubble. While the air filled ejaculate is still in the air you and your partner try to pop each bubble before they reach the growned.

Dude. I totally bubble blowfished with your sister last night.

by motherlover23 July 30, 2013

Anal Blowfish

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019

Diamond Blowfish

When your mate is doing a shit and you piss between their legs, with the wee hitting the shit making a round shape on the bowl like a blowfish.

We both need to use the toilet at the same time, fuck it lets do a diamond blowfish

by DIAMONDBLOWFISH October 3, 2021

the blowfish

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

that girl claims to be a virgin, but i gave her the blowfish last summer.

by ron c the great December 9, 2008

Hootie and the blowfish

An act where the person giving the blowjob puffs out their cheeks for the duration of the blowjob while the receiving person sits perched like an owl

My cheeks sore from last night I gave a guy the Hootie and the blowfish.

by HATBF January 22, 2014