Shorter and less cool than a true Billy. Skinny, white, and stares awkwardly with lizard eyes. Wears trendy shoes to prevent toes from sticking. May have breath control problems.

"Hey, Bill."
"Yeah?"
"You're a lizard."

Bill by Smegistus November 8, 2019

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the guy who killed your mom

fuck bill. he killed my mom

bill by The Actual Bill July 24, 2020

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Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.

Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.

bill by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

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