Barnacle Sauce

A thick gravy-like residue which forms on the testicles and inner thigh created by the build up of smegma, cum, piss, and sweat conjoining into a homogeneous mixture.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh there's jason!! YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!!
Girl 2: Nah, Samantha told me the last time she slept with him he had barnacle sauce.
Girl 1: Oh gross.

by DogKarma January 30, 2021

barnacle cock

a man s dilly bar with bumps on it

i chipped her teeth with my barnacle cock

by benthelmet January 29, 2007

Barnacle boy

Someone with a cold or aka herpes

Hey look at barnacle boy

by Barnacle boy aka jojo June 14, 2018

barnacle scrape

After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral

Dude she gave me a barnacle scrape after we did anal !

by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016

Barnacle nibbler

When a sexual partner nibbles on the other hemorrhoids

Hey man how was your date? It was great she was a barnacle nibbler.

by The Catholic May 9, 2018

Barnacle b

The definition of “Barnacle B” is: Anna Hensbergen.

-Koray “The Moffuckin” Krysler.

ANNA IS EEN VIEZE BARNACLE B!!!
or:
THERE IS THE POLISH BARNACLE!!

by Krysler April 2, 2018

barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.

Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.

by dietotaku February 24, 2019