azizam

sweetheart, usually used as a term of endearment between persian couples. farsi for sweetheart. Used like/in place of baby or my love.

Azizam, how was your day?

Sina azizam, did you remember to stop by the drycleaners on your way home from work?

My azizam and i came home so trashed, but we had an awesome time!

by Farrah Malekzadeh February 7, 2006

Arizona

A southwestern state in the United States known for being hotter than Satan's anus. 100 degrees or hotter is considered a "normal" temperature, and 70 degrees or cooler is considered a fall/winter temperature. We don't use daylight savings time here because f*ck sunlight. Personally I would not recommend that you touch any metal outside. Or concrete. Or rocks. Or anything in general. It never rains (unless it's monsoon season, where it might rain once or twice), and thus Death Valley exists. Surprisingly enough there is snow towards the northern part of the state but it never lasts long enough to make a proper snow fort. Halloween stinks because javelinas can and will eat your pumpkins. The state has a lot of people coming and going because they don't want to be here during the summer because it's hot, but they do want to be here during the winter because it's hot. In the summer children enjoy vacation without actually going outside. No matter what time of year it is you can get sunburns because screw you, that's why. The only natural disaster you really need to worry about is the dust storms, which are annoying as f*ck to clean out of your pool afterwards. Nothing particularly important happened here historically, but all you really need to know is that a bunch of natives used to live here and the white people came and did what they usually did to land that wasn't theirs: took it by force. Essentially the state of Arizona is hotter than hell and yet people still live here.

You can tell that we're in Arizona because it's 120 degrees outside.

by BomberJacknut October 8, 2017

Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.

by xxxbananas March 7, 2014

San Luis, Arizona

Satan wanted a place to torture any sinner, so he created San Luis.
Nobody knows of this town, there are never any good shows here, we have to travel far to see a good band, it's f*cking hot here, and nobody speaks English.
Nothing to do there, it shouldn't be considered a city, nor a town, nor a village.

Dude 1: San Luis, Arizona is shit.
Shit: What did I do for you to compare me to that?

by DeathADestinationDC December 19, 2011

arizo

Arizo
Beautifull young sweet woman who's been trough alot. Most trustable. Cutest smile. Falls in love with everyone

Arizo , Nice sweet cute kind beautifull

by samira zarioh September 18, 2013

Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.

"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album

by Allimac July 18, 2020

Arizona Brownie

The product of microwaving a turd to thermonuclear temperatures.

Billy: hey mum what's for dinner tonight?
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.

by Sidney Stevens December 18, 2022