awkward

1) slightly off kilter or odd
2) the result of intoxication
3) The Language of the under-water or "AQU-WORD"
1) that dude is awkward
2) he was awkward after 42 shots of jager
3) i wonder if that fish speaks aqu-word
by I'm just half a man August 02, 2006
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awkward

the state of being totally incapacitated by an action that has just occured leaving the person in an uncomfortable way
"If you can read this than you are the reason why i'm uncomfortable"-sweatshirt

"al's so awkward"-dan

"wow."-al
by hollie bo bollie December 14, 2004
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awkwardity

In simple terms, awkwardity is a way of saying awkwardness that rolls off the tongue easier. In specific terms, Awkwardity is a noun describing an awkward situation or a state of awkwardness common in young adults and/or generalized in early adolescence especially among geeks and nerds trying to impress the opposite sex. However this term can be generalized to any awkward situation.
When He saw his ex, the room became suddenly thick with awkwardity .

Dude my freshman year in high school was full of awkwardity .
by redddog March 14, 2009
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awkward

1. to feel as though your brain with explode from the silence*

*this silence is not a warm silence. no. the silence is filled with unspoken words and tension.
any middle school relationship.

the family just stared in awkward silence at the tv after the raunchy sex scene came on.

nate and taylor sat in awkward silence after he said he loved her.
by TripleHH January 11, 2014
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awkward

when you wake up the next morning to find you slept with your girlfriends mom.
stacy's mom: oh..... hehe.... oops....
jipthony: ......awkward.....
by shike bascoshio November 05, 2008
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awkward

1. used to describe a situtation in which two people of the opposite sex are said to be an "item," when they are actually just really flirtatious. the ex-boyfriend of the girl and the boy's best friend should be standing directly behind them
2. borderline illegal
Person 1: Something really awkward happened this morning.
Person 2: Oh man, I wasn't there.
Person 1: Oh it was good!
Person 2: Did you videotape it?
Person 1: Ahh, I should have. Yeah, that definitely wouldn't have been awkward, weird, or stalkerish at all.
by Lara Meann December 10, 2006
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awkwardize

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.
when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.
by Richard Howard March 28, 2005
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