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February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
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Get the Single Awareness Day mug.Wide Awake is a very widely known Twilight Fan Fiction by the author Angstgodess003.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into it's own book.
It is highly suggested among many of the Twilight Fandom.
Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human
The story has been discontinued on FnaFiction.net but is still being written on the Authors LiveJournal:
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into it's own book.
It is highly suggested among many of the Twilight Fandom.
Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human
The story has been discontinued on FnaFiction.net but is still being written on the Authors LiveJournal:
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/
Some might say that Wide Awake is better than Twilight itself. Even if you don't like Twilight, read it.
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I fell asleep during Microelectronics. In my sleep, I remembered that my binder was precariously balanced on the edge of my desk and the one adjacent. I had the biggest shake awake ever when, in a torrent of irrational dream-thought, I determined that I had to save it from falling, even though there was no chance of that happening.
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