ashanpan

A person with a massive schlong. Stop calling them a girl, their dick is literally huge. They also make the best art you've ever seen.

Person 1: yo is that ashanpan !?!?!?
Person 2: yeah holy shit I've heard their dick is massive

by 1992catwomanisthebestcatwoman November 21, 2021

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...

Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.

by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012

Raw Asian Garbage

Filthy asian women who take pride in throwing themselves at white/non-asian men...
the same way raw garbage is thrown to pigs for consumption.

Eww, look at that Raw Asian Garbage actin all proud and shit.
Eww, look at that R.A.G. actin all proud and shit.

by raw_asian_garbage April 11, 2021

Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed

Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.

by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

Ashantae

Ashantae is a girl who’s very nonchalant, intelligent and doesn’t play about her money. Ashantae is the type to be there for you no matter what and always got your back if you got hers. Ashantae is sweet, loving and caring but her attitude is very bad. Once you start fucking with Ashantae I bet you’re not gonna stop.

Ashantae: let’s go to the mall
Girl: I don’t have any money..
Ashantae: did I say that ? Girl let’s go

by Alex fantom November 10, 2018

Ashanti

A sweet girl that loves her self and others she wont let you run over her she is a funny person kinda a drama queen but can help you with lost of your problems

ASHANTI IS BOSS

Hey did u see that girl
yea she is ashanti

by Ashanti<33 February 12, 2013