assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

by SmellYoDick April 15, 2008

Assing

The process of using one's ass to suggest that another person move elsewhere.

"Dude, what are you doing in my face"
"Sorry man, that guy was assing me this way"

by VerkyTheTurky January 27, 2013

assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

Assing it up

The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.

Damn, Mark is having a party. I'm gonna go to his house and ass it up in that motherfucker.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Half-Assing

When a guy during sexual intercourse rapidly goes between a girls vagina and her asshole.

Ashley was sore in two places, after Sherwood was done Half-Assing her.

by SomeoneYouProbablyDontKnow August 27, 2008

Barrel Assing

The act of driving very fast on a road or highway or street. Can also be applied to the act of pursuing a personal or professional goal. Originated in the 1960's, originally used in Brooklyn NY, describing a return trip from the Catskills in Upstate NY.

"I had to be back to light the boiler at the plant, so here I am barrel assing down the highway right past a cop." "He is determined, I mean he's barrel assing toward his goals."

by Charlie 1970 to Joey The Kid December 19, 2011