Dead Assmar

Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."

Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"

Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."

Samneric: "Dead assmar?"

by Not Josh A March 22, 2010

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 4, 2003

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

by Ben April 8, 2003

Bashar Al-Assad

Greatest president in the Middle East and even if media paints him as a dictator he stands strong and his people love him,

That’s a cool guy like Bashar Al-Assad

by Rodolfo Ali April 15, 2019

assman

Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.

From ass(istant) + man(ager).

Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!

by Miryam Websta February 11, 2009

assmachine

someone programme solely for the love of the ass

dude, check out carl the fucking assmachine!

by assmachine July 15, 2003

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011