appreciating asset

HUSBAND and/or WIFE

MOTHER and/or FATHER

Any type of companionship that is essential to a household/community; appreciation for community increases with time passing and grows greater understanding of needs for all incorporated/affiliated

Mary: "Josie I just don't see how you could have married that Joe when you did."

Josie: "Well Mary, when you feel the relationship will bring an appreciating asset you need to ask 'What's important to me?'"
------------Ex-2
Marc : "Damn your house is clean, no wonder you got married so soon"

Joe: "Well you got to know what needs to be done and find a way of getting it all taken care of"

Marc: "Always wondered if that Mary-Lou would have been as an appreciating asset as your little lady."

by Chalmette, LA February 4, 2009

Emotional asset

A person or object that bring positive emotional value to a relationship or environment.

Kaitlin is an emotional asset, I feel great whenever she is around me, she brings me pure joy and wide smiles.

by A-AronStyles April 25, 2023

Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.

Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!

by MattMan January 16, 2005

Asset

A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts

Stop making fun of my asset! Many people find it cute and adorable!

by Cathlexeris June 7, 2011

Assketball

A homosexual male's term for "slamming" and "dunking" his genitalia into his partners anal cavity, called a "hoop" in some occasions. Terms such as "foul" when one partner goes too hard for comfort, "alley oop" when one inserts his penis into his lovers ass, and many others are used during the act.

"Frank and I got a quick round of assketball going last night. I may have pulled some fouls during it, though."

by wishfuII August 8, 2016

assletic

Working out so as to show off your ass.

Dance dance revolution is an assletic exercise.

by codyrockx September 8, 2007

Assked Out

Asking an individual through the method of writing said invitation on the ass cheeks.

Brittany: " Daniel assked out beccat to prom"
Chris: Thats pretty fucked up
Brittany: Yeah apparently he wrote it in yellow permanent marker all around the ass.

by Chrisflynn May 23, 2010