Mutual Assholery

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

by Wannabe_elf December 16, 2014

assmonger

Another term describing assholes.

Dragan from HN is a total assmonger.

by Bob November 24, 2003

Asshopper

1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex

Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!

by Asshopper September 6, 2004

assmonger

see wordtabor/word, wordisaac/word, wordaeriel/word, and wordwhitney/word

by Pimp Daddy March 20, 2003

asschonger

someone who likes to chong ass eg homo oral sex via the butt-hole

guy 1: dude that guy just looked at me in the showers
guy 2: dont make eye contact he's probably an asschonger

by Ian cott-to the -am November 3, 2010

assholerish

The behavior of a complete asshole. A sasshole to the extreme.

That behavior was extremely assholerish of you.

by SassholeNo1 August 29, 2016

ASSHOOKER

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019