Victoria Asher

The incredibly beautiful and talented keytarist from the band Cobra Starship. (Also known as VickyT) She has a dog named Gizmo.

Victoria Asher is awesome. Whoever wrote the other definition for her is an idiot :)

by lykeomgzholyfuck August 14, 2009

Wedgie Asker

A Wedgie Asker is someone that has their underwear exposed when they don't know and could really use a wedgie.

"My girlfriend is such a wedgie asker."

by taskbar December 21, 2005

Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.

1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.

by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010

asere

Asere takes its name from the sacred Efik-language greeting of the Afro-Cuban Abakuá religion, meaning literally, "I salute you." Today, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.

¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

by DC April 17, 2006

ass-er-hole

when you fart into a casserole and place the casserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones ass instead. one may choose to place the ass-casserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.

ooohhh, whats in the casserole? lets see... oh, oh shit, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a casserole?

- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!

by firefarter April 6, 2013

Bad-Aspergers

A person that has difficulties with social interaction, yet they are able to maintain high levels of badassery

Liam NEESON.... did you hear he has bad-aspergers?

by Timass June 15, 2012

Assertiveness

To speak clearly your mind

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy

by McRule June 9, 2004