Assonance Insults

Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.

Turd Burglar
Hand Shandy
etc

by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

Assdung

Slang for a person named Austin.

Yo! Assdung! Get to work!

by lytninb December 2, 2011

Assmonkey

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003

assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

asspon

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

by Danlewis January 8, 2007

Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009

Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.

My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!

by Deevid December 18, 2009