assclown

someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.

My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown

by bob cox eb September 25, 2011

Assclown

A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!

Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!

by barracuda75 October 16, 2008

assclown

Someone who blames George Bush for everything, including a hurricane in New Orleans.

Assclown #1: That idiot Bush and his big oil people caused the hurricane in New Orleans.
Assclown #2: Yeah, I heard there were black helicoptors in the area just before the levy broke.

by EyeHeartA2 January 13, 2008

assclown college

A sorry ass excuse for a junior college that is AKA Austin Community College. ACC is composed of losers who could not get into UT. Most of them live in apartments with friends from high school, and love to tell lies, but call them "funny little jokes."

Kara: "I go to ACC."
Me: "You mean Assclown College?"
Kara: "You're crazy!"

by ijustwannakissyou November 10, 2008

Assclown

A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.

Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.

by King Crab. March 17, 2011

Assclown

its the name who Cena calls everybody on his youtube video.

Cena: you little hippie assclowns

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

assclown

bitch, it’s a word. deal with it

when your assclown twin brother takes your phone when it’s charging

"i left it in there charging assclown"

by iamjustarandomperson October 19, 2017