Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.

Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.

by This makes me smile January 26, 2011

asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD

the person who wrote this is an asshat

by big asshat August 02, 2006

asshat

one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.

"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."

by Knotty1 February 07, 2010

Asshat

When a woman ass is so fine...you would proudly wear it as a hat

Honey....u are so fine, I want to wear your ass as a hat.....love me some asshat !!!

by The Door Guy July 09, 2010

Asshat

One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.

I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat

by GrandCentralLaughter October 04, 2019

Asshat

When you put your bare ass on top of someone's head like a top hat.

Joe waged a prank war on Zach when he gave him an asshat after practice last week.

by BGoat January 27, 2016

Asshat

An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.

He is such an asshat!

I know right I thought he was my friend

by MidgetManLink October 02, 2015