An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.
You are an Assclown.
by Eric Sutton June 01, 2005
by anth1991 January 28, 2006
somebody who is so bass that they'll fart for other peoples benifit in the belief that it will be a merry pastime for all.
by Bardoi Music November 28, 2010
one who always has his head in his ass...this name was given to a girl that was always saying annoying and stupid things
by Suck my dick..tionary October 21, 2006
A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
by Eppypotamus June 08, 2019
People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
by Jim Biggins May 27, 2012