Asphalteroid

An object, usually a rock, that hits the front of your car. As these projectiles are usually unavoidable, any scratch or dent they may make must be accepted as a scar of city driving.

"That dump truck was dropping major asphalteroids."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

ashpalt culture

culture that celebrates being weak,hedonistic,kalyugi

i hate ashpalt culture

by psedudokhalsa March 8, 2021

asphault face

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

by Louis December 10, 2004

assphalt

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!

by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019

asphaut

for the blame to be on one's self

Its her own asphault she went to jail. She shouldn't astolen that car.

by Gavin Jackson October 1, 2003

Asphelt

To have ones booty fondled, usually by an older man.

When Bill Clinton passed by Monica she became asphelt

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Assphalt

When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete

Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.

by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 6, 2018