ascertion

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

Asher Angel

Asher Angel is known for his role as Billy Batson in DC's movie SHAZAM! in 2019 and for portraying Jonah Beck in the 2017 television series Andi Mack. Angel started his career as an actor in 2008, acting the role of Jessica Chastain in the movie Jolene. Now, apparently, he is dating Annie LeBlanc, their ship name being Ashannie

I totally ship Asher Angel & Annie LeBlanc over Annie & Hayden!

by MelonBed April 26, 2019

Alper

He is a very good looking person you should get to know him he is someone you should definitely date

Oh my alper is looking so nice and fresh today

by Andrew Adrian lieam January 31, 2019

Asher

Asher? they are the most chaotic,funny,and dumbass person you will ever meet. end of story

asher? yeah they left and said something about "going fight whatever deity bound them to these mortal chains they call a body"

by chaotic_dumbass October 21, 2020

Asher

A freaking amazing person. He is so fun to be around and is super popular. His u know what is the biggest you have ever seen and he is a sports god. Everything comes easy to him and is perfect boyfriend material. All around he is super duper hot and really straight.

Omg i have a huge crush on that guy Asher.

I know he is so hot.

by Hubehvsjzvehvshz November 14, 2016

Asperger's Syndrome

Asperger’s Syndrome (AS) is a neurodevelopmental condition related to the autism spectrum. Affected individuals (usually of normal or above average intelligence, capable of intense focus, strong attention to detail, painstaking adherence to policies and procedures, unorthodox problem-solving and high productivity in the areas of their interests and aptitudes) are prone to motor coordination impairments, sensory oversensitivities, have difficulty interacting socially along “unwritten rules”, reading nonverbal language or navigating workplace politics, may prefer solitary activities and are often viewed as eccentric. As a tragic result, many end up un- or underemployed and on the receiving end of prejudice , bullying , negative stereotyping, harassment and discrimination.

Here's a victory story about a SoCal woman with Asperger's Syndrome who stood firm and fought a good fight -- and won her case against an employer! It's people like this who make life better for Aspies who are not able to break through on their own, who rely on others to carve a path that they can follow. I'm grateful for those with the ability to make a difference such as this woman has done. Just read. It will warm the cockles of your heart and make this Thanksgiving Day better!

http://
bullyinginstitute.org/
bbstudies/astrial.html

by blahster September 5, 2008

Aspergia

Basically a shorter way to say "Asperger's Community". This is often confused with uneducated dipshits (i.e. The person who wrote the definition below, MickeyMouse7) as the disorder itself.

MickeyMouse7: ASPERGIA IS A FAKE DISORDER!

Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.

MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!

Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.

MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!

by Enemy_of_Ignorance December 2, 2011