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Asparagus

Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.
Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus
by Rasper January 7, 2019
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Asparagus Juice

It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟
Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?
by thatonearabperson101 June 2, 2020
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Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 9, 2020
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Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 9, 2020
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asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)
asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth
by Miss chancla February 3, 2021
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Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights
I can’t wait to asparagus with someone
by Quack1759 November 19, 2022
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Asparagus

Asparagus is a dude from Hunedoara, Romania that has a big cock(13 inches exactly).
Asparagus, where are u?
Im in ur mom:0000
by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023
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