Tony Abbott

A stupid dickhead that the Australian people voted Prime Minister. He is a racist, sexist dumbfuck who doesn't care for our environment and has given Australia a bad name by even existing.

Person One: Who did we vote PM again?
Person Two: That stupid dick face Tony Abbott
Person One: Oh right!

by rokitokipokimokinokikokiwoki June 18, 2014

Absotively Posilutely

A confirmation, made whimsical from swapping word-endings... The usage goes back at least as far as "Dirty Duck", a comic strip (graphic novel) written by Bobby London in the 1970's, including the tag line: "Posilutely, Weevil!" "Absotively, Mr. Duck!".

This, in turn, refers back to the theme song by the Gallagher and Shean vaudeville act (big in the 1922 Zigfield Follies), each stanza ending in a punchline, and followed by Shean's query, "Absolutely, Mister Gallagher?" and Gallagher's reply, "Positively, Mister Shean!"

Blunting the offense of doubting someone: "You'll be on time, then? Absotively?", "Oh, posilutely!" (Absotively Posilutely)

by DocRob11 July 11, 2010

abotu

1. A common misspelling of about.
2. Your best buddy.
3. Some sort of word in Swahili, I think.

I was abotu define abotu in urbandictionary.com when I found out my friend already did it for me and gave me a rusty trombone.

by The Goblin Jr. May 20, 2007

asot

1- armin van buuren's radio show on ( a state of trance )
2- as seen on tv

1- i listened to asot 400 it was awsome

by vodca333 December 14, 2009

Abbottism

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014

Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

abotripon

What you do when your girlfriend gets pregnant, you don't have $500, and neither of you wants to be a parent. Thus a homebrewed do-it-yourself method of removing the fetus is required.

"Billy, I'm pregnant. Go get a liter of whiskey and a wire hanger, we're gonna have ourselves an abotripon tonight"

by briantech2 September 21, 2008