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ASAP

As Soon As Possible

Originally a military term dating back to WW1 when abreviations were being used everywhere,

ASAFP may also be used when the speaker is distressed, making it "as soon as fucking possible"
"I need some fucking CAS runs in here ASAP, get some fucking cobras down here NOW and fuck up those goddamn T72s"
by MarineJulio April 5, 2005
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Asah

A lanky, lean, almost ethereal being that just flows seamlessly through everything. Has a discrete but undeniable presence that grows on you slowly, gradually, until you find yourself so intoxicated by all the things triggered in you, you're hooked.

A verbal and mental lubricant, able to stir even the most mundane and simple of imaginations, but especially flex the muscle of the more vivid ones. Will yield rich inner experiences ranging from wild sex images to the most innocent moments of pure magic.
A constant source of fascination coming from owning an exceptionally delicious mind.
A flexible canvas that will allow you to conjure and attach almost all the positive attributes onto it.
A goddamn hurricane, goddamn storm, goddamn tempest.
More often than not a cause for frustration due to the constant need for more and more. Light, invisible like air, and for short moments every now and then just as vital.
A reason to lose your otherwise flawless sense of reason.
For a while, at least, the mistress of another odd entity.
Hazardous and cautious at the same time, constantly pending between control and the loss of it.

Will make you laugh very often and keep you on your toes.
I just Asah'd!
by ssquash October 28, 2012
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Asahi

A fine dry Japanese beer that is typically served with a plate of sushi and wasabi and a essert of chocolate clavored Pocky.
After a long day of work, David shared cold Asahi with his co-workers.
by Luis April 15, 2004
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Asphyxiaphilia

Erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia, or breath control play
I'm into asphyxiaphilia; I like being gagged and choked during sex.
by Courtney_Courpse November 11, 2011
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asap

The word is used when something is needed in urgency and fast.
by red_assassin January 27, 2019
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alaphabet

A mythical apricot colored elephant that has big nuts and eats big nuts.
The alaphabet is the most widely known mythical creature to exist.
by therealalaphabet(maz) January 28, 2017
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Anaphyrexic

Someone who has so many alergies (anaphylaxis) that they cannot really eat anything, and develop an eating disorder (anorexia)
"that kid is alergic to fish, nuts, wheat, fresh fruit, eggs and cheese. He's totally anaphyrexic."
by JHIRSH September 27, 2009
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