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Social network group for all arses and arseholes to collectively gather together and concentrate their arseholeiness in one place. Group on Facebook.
ARSEBOOK
ARSEBOOK
by Andy.Kiely February 13, 2010
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Arse cream

Hey bru? Do you want some tooty fruity arse cream with your braai?
by Krusty71 May 18, 2017
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Skelpt Arse

Colloquial Scottish for an ass that has been hit with either a hand or object.

A smacked fanny (US English)
A spanked bottom (UK English)
By the time I'm finished love making he's gonna have a skelpt arse.
by daveyutah February 6, 2013
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lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick
Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!
by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018
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Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
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bunch of arse

Something that is totally rubbish on a number of levels.
Lisa: "Wow that movie was so great, i cant believe she ended up marrying him and having lots of babies and living happily ever after!!"

Mick: "It was a feckin bunch of arse of you ask me."

Similar meanings: Load of bollocks, pile of shite, can of wee wee etc etc.
by tguimond October 19, 2007
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arse-bandit

leave my bottom alone you arse bandit
by bob July 12, 2003
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